Tag Archives: FAIL

Down Time

I installed the patch Now my system will not work Great testing cycle

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Fractured

You build up the walls Put doors of steel as a gate Access restricted Have a guard patrol Video captures the rest Bases are covered Power grid is down The generator is old Now controls will fail Who tested the … Continue reading

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Kick Myself

The drive just halted Why did the backup just fail Now there is nothing

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Cold Drink

Just open the door It will make things convenient Instant cup holder

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Good Memory

Reboot the system A hardware error occurs Been running in cache

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Deep Breath

You never expect The failover to fail too Why on the weekend?

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Overnight Flght

You thought the batch ran But the jobs never could run An error was sent

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Darkness

Server runs silent The heartbeat has not gone out Answer the pager

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