My 3 year old daughter loves to tell jokes. Her favorite one goes like this:
Her: Knock knock.
Me: Who’s there?
Her: Chicken burger.
Me: Chicken burger who?
Her: Chicken burger in your eye (que hysterical laughter)
Tonight she got on her kick of just doing the same bit over and over. Finally she says “your turn!”
Me: Knock knock.
Her: Who’s there?
Me: Chicken burger.
Her: Chicken burger who?
Me: Chicken burger in your ear.
She scowles at me for what seems like an eternity then says “That is not even funny.” So much for my career as a comedian at kid parties.